Birds and the Bees

by Jade
rating: ***+op

Bumblebee, his bright yellow armor gleaming in the harsh lights of the control room, approached his venerable leader Optimus Prime, who sat in the command chair of the headquarters. He had been so nervous about his first day working with the legendary Optimus, that he had polished his thick armor three times. He was surprised to see that Prime was seated at a simple command chair, but there was no need for a throne room amongst the Autobots, and Optimus would never have requested one. Noticing the new recruit with a pair of unwavering bright blue optics, Optimus nodded in regards of the far smaller and younger mech.

"Bumblebee reporting for duty!" Bumblebee said as he smartly saluted his new commander.

"At ease, Bumblebee. I have no need for formalities here." Optimus Prime leaned back, Bumblebee was impressed by the immense size of his leader. Back at his miniature base, most of the robots had been his size, the largest only beating him by a few feet. This Prime was at least three times his size!

"So, I hear you are quite a good reconnaissance agent, Bumblebee." Optimus stated. Bumblebee didn't know how to react to the compliment at first, but then realized he had to say something.

"Oh, I'm okay, I guess." 'Oh great,' he thought to himself. 'Now I've made myself look an idiot right in front of the big guy himself.'

"I have a use for you, then." Prime's attention turned to the direction of a tiny femmebot, blue in color. "IDO!!!" He called out to the femme. She looked in Prime's direction, barely acknowledging Bumblebee. Seeing the femme's dark blue face, Bumblebee gasped at her beauty. Bright yellow-green eyes glanced over him briefly, then looked at Optimus. As she walked over to the two mechs, Bumblebee noticed the smooth, fluid style with which she moved. Her breastplate was shaped like the hood of a motorbike, and on each side of her slim hips she bore a wheel with heavy treads. It was obvious that her other transform mode was a two-wheeled vehicle, all in dark blue, perfect for concealing herself within the depths of Cybertron, he noted, almost jealous because of his bright color. He had to work at concealing himself, depending mostly on his seemingly harmless appearance and darkest of shadows to hide his true intentions from the enemy. He was so entranced by the wondrous creature walking towards him that he didn't realize that Prime was trying to introduce her to him! Prime touched him roughly on the shoulder.

"Hey, Bumblebee!"

"What?" He was startled out of his daydreaming by Prime's voice. Both the femme and Prime laughed softly at his being caught. Her laughter felt like a mercurial waterfall, gentle, beautiful and sweet. He sighed, smiling at the others. "Sorry, Prime. You caught me a little off guard there!" He said quickly to cover for himself. If he had skin that could imitate blushing, he would have been a bright red by now.

"That's alright, Bumblebee." Prime answered. Bumblebee could swear his leader was smiling under that heavy battle mask that covered most of his face. "I just hope you'll be more capable of concentrating while you're out on the field." The femme glared at Bumblebee for his staring at her body so strongly. He suddenly found himself quite shy, not being able to look her in the eyes. "Like I was saying before, this is Ido, you're partner for tonight's watch. I'm sure you two will get along quite well. Ido's been with my team for awhile, and is a great little spy herself. I'm sure you two have a great deal to offer each other." With that, Bumblebee was certain that what Prime had just said had some deeper meanings.

"I'm sure we do, Optimus." Ido said, her confidence about her abilities obvious. The surprisingly low voice that emanated from such a small femme intrigued Bumblebee to no small degree, and it appeared her previous disgust at his gawking at her had dissipated. She gave him a small wink and smiled.

Ido looked upon the small, cute mech. Perhaps working with him wouldn't be so bad after all. While small mech males weren't hard to come by, it was difficult to find one that was appealing and not simply interested in her because she was suitable. He had taken quite good care of his appearance, and he wasn't bulky or harsh looking like some mechs she had been with. She began planning just the spot where the two could do a little "spying" on each other. Now it was her turn to make Bumblebee feel strange, with her eyes of yellow inspecting his body. He blanched and looked at her with surprise on his face. She briefly wondered if he were a virgin or not.

"I have some coordinates that I would like you to scan before I send over a new batch of recruits for training. Make sure there isn't even a trace of Decepticons in the area and then report to me." Prime said, looking over his two most talented agents. He reached down to hand Ido some information on a scanning card. "This holds the coordinates and any history of the area you may need. Any questions?"

"No sir!" Bumblebee and Ido answered in unison, causing Optimus's eyes to brighten with satisfaction with his newer troop.

"Roll out then!" He said and Ido transformed into a motorcycle and squealed her tires, leaving Bumblebee in a cloud of burned rubber.

"She uses up more tires that way." Optimus whispered, then found that Bumblebee was still standing there. "Well?" He said to the flustered mech. Are you going to follow her or what?" Needing no more encouragement, Bumblebee transformed into a sleek, disc-shaped auto and careened after her vapor trails.

Parsecs later of traveling quickly to Prime's designated quadrant of Cybertron, Bumblebee slammed on his brakes, grinding to a halt almost missing Ido, who had suddenly stopped. She transformed and glared at him.

"Hey, why did you stop so fast!" Bumble complained to Ido as he also transformed to robot mode. She pointed to a huge pile of rubble that blocked the road, tapping her small metallic foot on the ground in annoyance.

"Ooohh." He murmured. "Sorry!" He said with a sheepish grin.

Since she wasn't the type to hold grudges, she simply smiled in return, then turned to survey the large hill of rubble that blocked this path. It seemed that a building had fallen, a very large building from what she could see. It was readily apparent they had reached the very place they were looking for. Briefly checking the data she had been given by Prime, they were to do a very thorough search of a 10 square parsec area, starting with this building. It would take an entire day for the two of them to complete the work, longer, if they had to go by foot.

"Come on, lets get to the top of this rubble, see what we're up against." Ido said as she began climbing the devastated building as easily as if she were ascending a staircase. Bumblebee envied her small feet and hands, dismayed by his more square body design. He slowly made his way up. It was what could be considered dawn on Cybertron, for this side of the planet was given an unusual gleam by the stars that it was close to. Just enough light to see clearly without infrared vision. When he reached the top of the rubble, he stopped when he saw Ido standing above him. She was standing very tall, her back straight and long, her thin, delicate legs close. Her face was peaceful, serene even, as her eyes surveyed the distance. Seeing how the territory already looked rough, with roads destroyed and torn-down buildings scattering the hauntingly deserted landscape. When she felt that he was standing there, mystified by what, she didn't know, she smiled at him.

"Do you need help, Bumblebee?" She asked, walking to where he clenched the steel edge of a building with tense hands. Something about the way Ido looked just standing peaceful, but alert and intelligent, stirred something within Bumblebee. He sighed, seeing her coming, he couldn't help but make a fool of himself.

"Yes, you can help me get over your being so beautiful." He whispered, just loud enough so she could hear him. Not believing that he would be so bold, Ido crouched down so she could look him in the eyes.

"What did you say, Bee?" She asked with a grin on her face. Her eyes shown brightly with amusement.

"Uhh, I was just saying you are very beautiful." Bumblebee stammered slightly. He wasn't afraid to tell her that she was so beautiful, for he knew he was right. She was one of the prettiest femmes he had ever seen. Playfully touching his cheek, she smiled and sat down on the ground, near where Bumblebee was still clinging to an overhang. Ido hoped he didn't fall, but hey, it was his choice to not finish climbing.

"You are quite a cutie yourself." She leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, which nearly caused the alarmed mech to fall to the ground. "Are you going to be okay hanging there on the ledge, or do you need help?"

"Oh! Uh. No, I'll be fine." Ido moved away, giving Bumblebee room as he scrambled clumsily up. Finally completing the climb, ruining the paint job he had given himself earlier in the morning. He sat on a rock, a few feet away from the femme. A confused expression played upon his features. "Ido?"

She smiled at him, her eyes coyly ogling him with interest.

"Yes, Bumblebee?" She asked, leaning forward. Bumblebee caught himself looking directly at her breastplate. Briefly, he wondered to himself if her breasts were small and delicate, or if they were a lighter blue than the rest of her body. How he would love to find out! But they had work to do, and while Ido wasn't the first femme Bumblebee had encountered, he was still nervous.

"Uh, do you really think I'm cute?" He said, embarrassed that he had to ask. Ido let out a short laugh and edged herself so close to him that he was tempted to do the unthinkable. She reached up to caress his cheek.

"Why yes, I really do. Have a problem with that?" Ido startled Bumblebee with a light kiss that threw his interface onto total alert. He gasped at the sensation of her soft metallic lips pressed so lightly against his. He couldn't help but feel aroused.

"No, no, I don't." He stammered as she began wrapping her thin arms around his chest. Her transforming into such a small vehicle didn't leave room for heavy armor like he saw on some of the other femmes like Allita One or Chromia. She continued kissing him, placing feathery kisses on his lips, his neck and chest. Within his codpiece, his interface unit began to harden and stretch out, almost straining against his armor. His energon pumps began to go at an erratic rate. He realized that he was being seduced! And he wasn't quite sure if he liked it or not.

"Wait a cycle!" He said, pushing the eager femme away at arm's length. Having trouble getting the words out because he was starting to pant under her administrations. "What if someone finds out? We are here to work, remember?" Bumblebee's processors worked hard to figure out more reasons not to interface in plain view of any flyers, but it turned out he was beginning to want this beauty in his arms. Ido simply snorted in disgust.

"We can always tell Prime there was a delay in testing the area." She slowly reached up to the side of her breast plate, seeking the latch and finding it. Deactivating the lock, she slowly removed the breastplate as Bumblebee watched, not moving a cable (except for maybe one!). His mouth went slack and his optics went a shade dimmer with desire. This femme was starting to shake apart his straight, upstanding demeanor. As the piece of armor fell to the ground when Ido dropped it, Bumble gasped at her feminine beauty. A delightfully small, round pair of breasts jutted from her chest and Ido gave him a mischievous look. Her green-yellow eyes glinted at him hoping for Bumblebee to make the next move. It seemed his ass was glued to the spot. She went onto her hands and knees to crawl over to her prospective lover. He couldn't take his optics off of her breasts as they moved slightly, jiggling a bit she crawled over to him. Ido loved seducing a mech, she relished the sensation of having power over someone else. Being an Autobot greatly diminished this character trait, so interfacing was one of the prime opportunities where she was in control. The hypnotic quality her breasts had on this sweet Bumblebee turned her on to no small degree. She noted with pleasure that her interface was already wet with desire, a thin trail of lubricant dripping down her left inner thigh.

"So, little fella, are you just going to sit there gaping or are you going to interface?" Ido leaned very close to her new Autobot friend. His breathing had gotten deeper. Her lips were inches from his face. Noting Bumblebee's optics had grown darker, she wanted to sit on his face right then and there! Yet, while she liked to initiate and sometimes even dominate the sex act, she had to know he was more than interested first before jumping onto a mech. Bumblebee leaned closer, his now throbbing interface screaming for release.

"Ido, you are making me so damn hard." He whispered, a sexy low tone of voice that made Ido cream herself. She gave a soft whimper as he opened his mouth for a kiss. Opening hers in return, she was the first to boldly stick her tongue into his mouth. He responded by gripping her waist and pulling her onto him as he leaned onto a piece of concrete that stood up. Sucking on her tongue, he noted how damnably sweet the lubricant she had tasted. Her tongue dueled with his in a fierce, lust-filled kiss that lasted a couple of cycles until Bumblebee broke it off. Now that he had lost his control for the femme, his hands roamed her body hungrily, kneading her firm buttocks. When he finally touched his hands to her eager breasts, the sensory overload nearly made Ido go offline with pleasure. She began rocking her lubricant coated sodpiece against Bumblebee's crotch. Reaching her hands down, she took the annoying piece of armor off. Lubricant poured freely from her newly freed, aching pleasure interface. Not just wanting to watch the lovely Ido squirm as her fingers moved within her circuits, Bumblebee took his hands off of her breasts only to use his own hands on her. He wasn't quite sure how to do this, but Ido was only to happy to teach him. At first, his hands were clumsy, not knowing where to go to please her, but then she showed him her little pleasure nub, the part of her body that always made her go crazy. Once his lubricant covered hands found that little nub, Bumblebee was afraid the femme would jump right out of his arms.

"Found the right spot, didn't I?" Bumblebee said with a leer as his fingers found their way quite agily, one hand on the nub constantly arousing his new mate, and the other inserting a finger or two directly into her interface. Lubricant was pouring out of her body, she was moving against his hands at a feverish pace. Still confined within his codpiece, his erection was becoming fat and hard, a singular drop of pre-cum falling down it's length. The tickling sensation was making him crazy, little gasps erupting from the back of his throat as the femme thrashed upon his lap. He reached down to lick at her breasts as a thin sheen of lubricant covered their bodies during the lustful foreplay. Suddenly, he felt her interface grip at the fingers he used inside of her. Ido let out a cry of pleasure and arched her back, her optics closed tight as the climax wracked her body.

"OhPrimus!" Ido yelled as her body threw itself into the orgasm and it overwhelmed her. Bumblebee gasped as she caused a small puddle to form on his codpiece. His rod almost burst at the sight of the femme shuddering from his efforts.

"Oooh, Bee you are good. I just came!" She said once the shock left her body. Now she was ready to consume this little bot and drive him wild just like he had with her! Bumblebee only grunted and shifted his weight underneath her. He started to caress her breasts again, using one hand to touch her, he raised the other to his mouth, tasting her fluids hungrily. He wanted to come so badly it hurt, and this femme was driving him insane with desire! Ido reached down to touch his interface unit. Noting his codpiece was still on, she smiled.

"How do I taste, Bee?" She asked him as she found the buttons that would release his tortured shaft from its confinement.

"Like the purest of energon." He said, his voice was harsh with lust. Bumblebee shifted until he was able to lie down as she finally managed to remove his armor. She only smiled at his comment.

"It's so beautiful!" She exclaimed when his fully erect rod came sprang into view. Pre-cum had smeared itself into the inside of the armor, but she licked that away very quickly, admiring the taste. "Yum!" But then she glanced again at his erection. It was like none other that she had seen before! Bumblebee smiled devilishly at her, reaching down with one hand to touch himself. The incessant throbbing and need to release himself was sheer murder! The femme stared for a moment. His rod was yellow, as she had already guessed, but it was translucent! She could see right through the thing, and it had some sort of glitter type of decoration inside the shaft! It resemble a jelly, but when she touched it, he was stiff as anything. She was struck dumb.

"So, you like my cock?" Bumblebee asked, his optics half-closed with lust. He grunted with pleasure as Ido responded with a mischievous smile and went down on him. He cried out loudly in pleasure as she began sucking and pulling on his pleasure unit for all she was worth. Obviously she was pleased with her new lover's unit.

"Stop, ahh!" Bumblebee cried out, not wanting to climax yet. The femme finished licking off all of his pre-cum then looked at him with a very satisfied look. She ran her hands over his trembling body as she lay on top of the helpless, lust-filled mech.

"You are so damn cute!" She whispered into his audios as she stroked his rod. Bumblebee screamed out loud.

"Then fuck me!"

Ido laughed softly, then she moved until her eager circuits were right above his throbbing, fascinating rod.

"Go down!" Bumblebee ordered. She was taken aback by his ordering her, then realized he had not taken release like she did.

"Aren't we the impatient one?" Ido said with satisfaction that she had driven him to raw, uninhibited lust. She slowly lowered herself down, moaning with delight at the sensation of this strange cock entering her body. Bumblebee thrust upward to meet her halfway. She cried out at the fulfilling sensation. Unwilling to counter the maneuver, Ido let him thrust as she squirmed and cried out with pleasure. She was pleased to see that Bumblebee, though he wasn't heavily hung, was more than enough rod to fill her. He reached up to caress her breasts, causing her to moan loudly. Ido had intended to be the one doing all the work while she was on top, but it was Bumblebee that worked at thrusting, his thin hips rising and falling to a brutal rhythm that caused both of the bots to harshly cry out.

"Uhhh slag I'm coming!" Bee let out a strangled cry, then flipped both of them over until HE was the one on top, pounding furiously away at the amazed femme. His lips and tongue were everywhere, on her neck, her audios, especially her lips. Faster and faster he plunged into her, his body gleamed with lubricant as he gave his best to the femme.

"Aahhha! Ido!" He cried out as his rapid thrusting crescendoed, making the femme cry out in lust as his cock filled her with jet after powerful jet of ejaculate. Ido came right after him, the waves of a intense orgasm once again racking her body. She shuddered in the aftermath of Bumblebee's surprisingly high-powered lovemaking abilities. He collapsed on top of her, breathing harshly.

"You are amazing, Ido." He said once his vocal cords could work again. She wrapped her arms around him, a satisfied smile lightening her features.

"Why thank you, Bumblebee. You aren't so bad yourself." She smiled and kissed him fully on the lips. His limp interface slid from her circuits, his ejaculate and her lubricant falling into a puddle beneath her buttocks. He rubbed his sated rod against her interface to see what her reaction would be. She let out a groan.

"Bee, we really should get back to work." She said reluctantly, seeing that they had been at it for about an hour. Bumblebee sighed in dismay, but knew she was right. He shifted off of her body and lay at her side.

"Sure, why not, but don't think I won't request another recess from you, Ido!" He said, a single finger of his tracing a line around one of her breasts. She smiled, Bumblebee was sure to make quite a wonderful distraction for her on her lonelier nights.

"Come on you little slagger," Ido smiled as she reluctantly got up and grabbed her armor. She threw him his codpiece and his replaced it. "No more breaks for you!" Replacing her armor, Ido noticed Bumblebee was fully armored and was using his optics to scan the area already. She was pleased by Optimus' choice for a new spy for her group, and she knew he wouldn't let her down in any way, she thought with a mischievous smile playing upon her purple lips. She started heading down the side of the building at a breakneck speed, leaving Bumblebee in her cyberdust.

"Last one down is a piece of slagmeat!" She cried out at Bumblebee above. Hearing the challenge, he charged down after her with a bright smile on his face.

"Cheat!"

And the two disappeared from sight into the darkness.

THE END!

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