From: afbourque@aol.com (Aaron F. Bourque)

Date: 11 Dec 1999 18:08:43 GMT

Because of all these stupid sex spams, I thought it would be appropriate to rehash it.
Thanx to Zob for these:

Blurr: "I can take it slow when I want to..."

Hoist: "How 'bout a lube job?"

Ramjet: "I just changed heads last week!"

Tracks: "Come back to my place and you can judge for yourself."

Silverbolt: "I'll let you be on top."

Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."

Quintessons: "Shall we have an anticipatory moan of ecstasy?"

Sunstreaker: "I'll let you polish me."

Optimal Optimus: "We'd have four million years to clean it off the ceiling."

Devastator: "Six times. Think about it."

Ultra Magnus: "I'll just slip your bra off and... how the hell do you unsnap

this thing? Open, dammit, open!"

Beast Machines Primal: "I'll teach you how to get in touch with your inner self."

And for those who missed it the first time!

Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines:

10. Arcee: "Your male, I'm female, let's do it."

9. Tracks: "Your male, I'm male, let's do it."

8. Eject: "How would you like to score?"

7. Grimlock: "Me Grimlock not kisser, me KING!"

6. Starscream: "Would you like to give me a deep voice?"

5. Hot Rod: "If your going to ride, ride in STYLE!"

4. Springer: "I've got THREE modes." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3. Megatron, brandishing fusion cannon: "Do you know what I could do to you with THIS?"

2. Optimus Prime: "I am Optimus Prime."

And the Number One Transformer Pickup Line IS:

1. Anyone: "Baa Wheep Graagnaa Wheep Nini Boingy Boingy Boingy"

--Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque