From: Joseph W Brogan

Subject: Top 10 TF Erotic Lines

Date: Wed, 13 Aug 97 18:18:01

What TFs say when they're in the mood for some lovin'.... Enjoy!

10. "Six in one's quadruple the fun." ----Devastator

9. "I've been a bad Decepticon. I must be punished, O Mistress. Blast me! Oh, god, please blast me! Now, please!" ----Cyclonus

8. "Wanna see some of the things I learned in the brothel on Gallumbits VII?" ----Kup

7. "I think what is called for now, my dear, is a VERY detailed tactile and visual analysis." ---Perceptor

6. "Hey, ever do it inside a tape recorder?" ---Rumble

5. "ZOING! Wanna come to my POW! quarters for the biggest BANG! of your life? WHAM!" ----Warpath

4. "Want to se the reason they used to call me Hot Rod?" ----Rodimus Prime

3. "I may be small, but I'm mighty." ---Brawn

2. "Is that an ionic displacer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" ---Arcee

And, the number one come-on line....

1. "Me Grimlock say brace yourself!" ----Grimlock

Comments, criticisms, complaints appreciated. Hope you liked it.

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A Message From the Grand Nagus AKA Latinum Racer and Motormaster

P.S. ----A line I wanted to slip in, but it didn't seem that erotic....

"I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you just kill me?" ----Dead End