Jesse Hughes wrote:
> I'm just waiting until Waspy pulls his shirt over
> his head and announces "I am Cornholio! I need Energon for my
> bung hole! Buuung Hooole!" Look at Wasp's eyes and chin. He's
> Beavis!
Okay, I know everyone will hate me for this, but I have to do it. :)

MEGATRON: Waspinator! Incoming stasis pod.
WASP: Hehehehe. HEHEHEHE. You said 'pod'. HeheheheHEHEHEHEhehehe.
MEGATRON: Cease that inane chatter and retrieve the pod!
WASP: Hehehe. Cool. We're there, dude.
MEGATRON: I am not a 'dude', you worm! I am your master!
WASP: HeheheHEHEHE. 'Master.' Hehehe. You knew about that? Hey, no way! I had the covers over me!
MEGATRON: Arrgh! Just follow me.
WASP: Umm...why? Are you like...into guys? Hehehehe.
MEGATRON: How dare you! (shoots him)
WASP: HehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH--I AM SHRAPNEL! DECEPTICON HERO! I NEED AUTOBOTS FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!
ARACHNIA: 'Shrapnel'? He was a Decepticon from the Great War two centuries ago!
MEGATRON: No slag, you useless bimbo! (shoots her)
Okay, now you can release the hounds...
(Hey Prime-Head, if you have that may-tricks thing, how come you can't score?)

theweeter@aol.com:
Good idea...but lets try this...
Waspinator: He he, hey Butthead, check this out, I gota stinger...
Scorponok: Oh yea..check mine out, mines long!
Waspinator: No way, I wanna be a scorpion
Scorponok: Too late dude, but you get buzzed
Waspinator: Oh yea..
Scorponok: (holding a can of raid) I heard if you sniff this stuff, it gives you a killer buzz!
Waspinator: Really? OK (Sguirt!) AAAARRRRGGG hack hack...
Scorponok: Huh huh huh...Dumb ass!
Waspinator: Ack! AAAAARRRRRRAAAAA I AM CORNHOLIO!!!! I NEED ENERGON FOR MY BUNG HOLE!!! DO NOT AGRIVATE MY BUNG HOLE OR YOU WILL DIE!!!
Scorponok: Settle down Beavis!
Waspinator: ARE YOU THREATONING ME!!! BUNGHOLIO!
Scorponok: What the hell are you talking about Beavis?
Waspinator: Where I come from we have no bung hole...
Megatron: Whats going on in here!
Scorponok: Whao, its Tod, can we like join your gang?
Waspinator: I come from lake tittycocka...
Megatron: What are you talking about?
Scorponok: He like had too much energon or something...
Waspinator: Pollio for my bung hole...
Megatron: Calmness Yeeees. Prepare your selves for a assault on the Maximal base.
Scorponok: You said ASSault
Waspinator: yea yea he did.
Megatron You're in for severe trouble if you two do not prepare for battle AT ONCE!
Waspinator: You said Urine.
Scorponok: Huh huh huh huh.....
Megatron: ARG! Tarantulas, you, Terrorsaur and Blackarachnia meet me at the main gate, we leave for the Maximal base at once, Scorponok and Waspinator are not fit to join us...NO!.
Scorponok: Whao, they have the chick down there, with those big thingies...
Waspinator: I toutched her once, she let me, it was cool
Scorponok: No you didn't, she'd tear your arm off like last time and kick your ass!
Waspinator: Shut up buthole, at least I try, you just sit there while I do all the work.
Scorponok: whats like on main frame? (clicks on the monitor)
Waspinator: Ah a video....